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Scorpion Demotivational Poster


TAGS: grey scorpion priorities
Rating: 4.96/5

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Budog - December 11, 2010, 6:34 pm
Sounds like my family, except most of the wives hunt too...
CANADA - November 18, 2010, 4:49 pm
Very nice!
GreyScorpion - November 18, 2010, 2:07 pm
my deer camp posters, 74082 & 78255
GreyScorpion - November 18, 2010, 1:23 pm
HAHAHA!! she shouldn't still be mad should she? I mean it has been 3 days for her to cool down....5L!!

STEALTH NINJA - There are 4 Ninja in this picture. See if you can spot th... ...Nevermind

TAGS: ninja turtle scorpion mortal kombat naruto beverly hills farley stealth
Rating: 2.95/5

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the dude - November 5, 2009, 3:01 am
scorpion for the win!
Sharpeye - July 29, 2009, 8:04 am
The real ninjas are hiden behind the orange suit blond guys.
mallen - July 28, 2009, 7:03 pm
Huru could take everyone else.

GREY SCORPION SAID - you can't take it with you, ain't never seen a trailer hitch on a hearse. Well, now he has.

TAGS: grey scorpion hearse tow
Rating: 4/5

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CANADA - April 7, 2010, 3:15 pm
I want an old hearse, like a 1925-30. It would make a sweet rat rod
forseti - April 7, 2010, 2:24 pm
someone seems to obtained a quantity discount
rerun - April 7, 2010, 2:18 pm

now approved
Faceplant31 - April 7, 2010, 2:17 pm
YAY! Although i cant imagine it being anything bad.
rerun - April 7, 2010, 2:14 pm

Face, I got one cooking in the queue for you.
GreyScorpion - April 7, 2010, 2:11 pm
rerun - April 7, 2010, 2:09 pm

I just read the obit with the pic, clown outfits for the pallbearers
Faceplant31 - April 7, 2010, 2:08 pm
Probably a couple boxes of owned, just for you Grey! 5inyourfaces to you rerun!
rerun - April 7, 2010, 2:07 pm

THAT question will be a greater challenge
GreyScorpion - April 7, 2010, 2:06 pm
SONOVABEACH!! so much for that saying ;( wonder what the hell is in there? 5L

THE MODERATORS GYM - A rare view of Rerun and Grey working out...


THE GREEN MANTIS - To the Grey Scorpion, he is the mortal enemy: for one day, he was caught bangin' his squeeze: Isabella Rossellini.

TAGS: greyscorpion green mantis isabella rossellini
Rating: 3.58/5

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GreyScorpion - June 3, 2010, 10:33 am
she still texts me, clingy wench, just like her momma used to. 5L
Faceplant31 - June 2, 2010, 1:43 pm
Good one.

"HEY TANYA... - ...when did your mother take that trip to Jamaica again?"


TAGS: bad breath or stamina scorpion queen record talent
Rating: 4.92/5

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agdaniele - October 9, 2010, 12:30 am
With vinegar and sea salt!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 9, 2010, 12:29 am
She's gargling....wouldn't you?
5150monkeylove - October 9, 2010, 12:19 am
so is that her O face, or was she happy to be done with you?
GreyScorpion - October 9, 2010, 12:17 am
her humming the star spangled banner had me at attention
5150monkeylove - October 9, 2010, 12:06 am
geez......typo city! I meant how was she?
5150monkeylove - October 9, 2010, 12:05 am
*she not it
5150monkeylove - October 9, 2010, 12:04 am
So how was it Grey?
Reiko - October 8, 2010, 11:13 pm
it looks like she was stung a couple of times,less those holes in the roof of her mouth are from something else
GreyScorpion - October 8, 2010, 10:44 pm
then, I fainted....5L


TAGS: scorpion demon arachnid hellspawn
Rating: 4.56/5

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pickleviper - May 25, 2012, 8:20 pm
Ack, you villain! It has now become my life's goal to test this somehow.
SteveFurlong - May 25, 2012, 8:09 pm
They say that if you drip a few drops of whiskey on a scorpion it will go berserk and sting itself to death. I've never had whiskey and a scorpion at the same time to test it.

ARACHNOPHOBIA - Not just spiders, it applies to scorpions as well... Especially grey ones!

TAGS: not just spiders it applies to scorpions as well
Rating: 4.42/5

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GreyScorpion - June 3, 2010, 10:26 am
usually it cracks
culos - June 3, 2010, 10:23 am
Doesn't your mirror fog up then????
GreyScorpion - June 3, 2010, 10:20 am
I've seen that face before....when I've walked out of the shower :) 5L
deadraisin - June 3, 2010, 7:16 am
You of course are forgetting the often overlooked third arachnoid. TERMITES! Ooh scarier still.


TAGS: greyscorpion chili
Rating: 4.14/5

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GreyScorpion - February 11, 2010, 9:55 pm
just like momma taught me to make!!! 5 peanut b***er sandwiches!!



TAGS: grey scorpion dark motivational ronsart
Rating: 2.9/5

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GreyScorpion - November 27, 2009, 10:53 pm
It's likea mini-me!! wouldn't be an avatar without somebody's awesome talent. thank you
ronsart - November 27, 2009, 10:43 pm
just want to see your avatar next to poster...avatar so amesome!
Bartimaeus - November 25, 2009, 6:47 pm
That's cool...as long as his camera can't. 5/5
ronsart - November 25, 2009, 6:12 pm
appreciative of support sir.
GreyScorpion - November 25, 2009, 6:09 pm
I'm honored :) 5 stingers


TAGS: rerun greyscorpion and agdaniele can even be scarey in drag
Rating: 4.77/5

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5150monkeylove - October 31, 2010, 11:10 pm
Thanks Aggy, I am still debating on robbing other kids tonight. I can always pilfer the fiance's kids stuff, but the look of terror fills my heart with warmth.
ICEMAN - October 31, 2010, 11:04 pm
Dayamn, You boys got some mighty perty mouths. 5 banjos
agdaniele - October 31, 2010, 11:00 pm
happy halloween, 5150
5150monkeylove - October 31, 2010, 10:59 pm
I figured he was the only guy to not care where his "weapon" was pointed. OBTW Happy halloween Elder Mods!
agdaniele - October 31, 2010, 9:39 pm
Reality Lord - October 31, 2010, 9:27 pm

blue my a**. the cats out of the bag. you're the mexican with the 70's moustache...lol
agdaniele - October 31, 2010, 6:25 pm
I told you guys I could pull off blue.

PAY CLOSE ATTENTION - there won't be a second one

TAGS: the scorpione family
Rating: 4.64/5

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GreyScorpion - September 27, 2010, 8:17 pm
nice poster, I like it, yous a good guy, go over to Hammy's and have a beer on me, some day, maybe I can return the favor, 5L
agdaniele - September 27, 2010, 8:11 pm
5150monkeylove - September 27, 2010, 8:08 pm
well spoken. 5 little hitmen
Hawamleh - September 27, 2010, 8:02 pm
5ls, This Hits Straight at "home" Lets Say.

GREY SCORPION - Had an upgrade since his promotion to moderator. Hand him the banhammer and he'll be stronger than God.

TAGS: grey scorpion moderator upgrade banhammer
Rating: 4.36/5

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GreyScorpion - June 2, 2010, 10:56 am
ohhh!! I like my HAWT new look. Chick's be diggin' me now...how can they resist my multi attachment(with variable speeds) stinger now? very nice!! 5L
PhxDebbie - June 2, 2010, 8:47 am
5L's I want one of those for a hood ornament hahahaha
Anything - June 2, 2010, 12:50 am
Grey scorpion is red.


TAGS: claire moooo aggy faceplant greyscorpion
Rating: 4.28/5

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Hawamleh - December 27, 2010, 8:37 am
theres always someone with a worse story ...
Reality Lord - December 27, 2010, 5:50 am

...you fapped to aggy talking to Mooo?.....man i thought i was sick!
Hawamleh - December 26, 2010, 4:39 pm
Goddammit man I was doing a no-fap December, and then this came along... FFS
5150monkeylove - December 26, 2010, 2:44 am
Friggin Awesome!
Claire - December 25, 2010, 10:42 pm
HAHA! I lol'd so hard.
ICEMAN - December 25, 2010, 9:36 pm
Oh sure, let in the unwashed masses why don't ya'.

GREYSCORPION - MODERATOR - Eat all of your veggies and you too can someday become a Mod

THE SAGA - begins

TAGS: agdaniele family scorpione family rerun in miami
Rating: 4.21/5

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Reality Lord - September 27, 2010, 8:21 pm

so good it scares me airman.
5150monkeylove - September 27, 2010, 8:09 pm
start on page 1 of hammy place in the threads.
Zealot - September 27, 2010, 8:08 pm
did i miss something?


TAGS: grey scorpion old dude man aged to perfection like your beard mofo flame way
Rating: 4.08/5

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Bartimaeus - June 2, 2010, 12:57 pm
I'm not saying your old...just experienced. In truth, you're as young as a surgeon can make you feel. Ask Joan Rivers. By the way, just for the record, the typos in the first word balloon were intended...just not consistent.
GreyScorpion - June 2, 2010, 10:58 am
I'm not old!! just some of the parts are slightly aged.....and moderately wrinkled. 5L

GREYBONE CD - Grey Scorpion and Bone CD Seperated at Birth By Dr. Karl Lagerfield

TAGS: grey scorpion bone cd
Rating: 4/5

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GreyScorpion - January 29, 2010, 12:44 pm
he always did like you best, Bone. Sending you those nice suits and fragrences for your birthday, and at Christmas. All I got was a copy of some diet book.
BoneCD - January 28, 2010, 8:35 pm
Ahhh Dr. Karl Lagerfield, we shall never forget him eh Grey..


TAGS: grey scorpion moderator
Rating: 3.9/5

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redhdsrbst - May 5, 2010, 11:06 pm
ok .. who squashed the mod :@

THE FALL COLLECTION - Only in finer stores

TAGS: haute scorpion who would have guessed
Rating: 3.85/5

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GreyScorpion - April 8, 2010, 11:26 am
how'd you get one of those?!? they're not due to hit port till June 1. And now everybody knows what they're getting for Christmas!! 5L


TAGS: greyscorpion success talent drugs motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.75/5

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GreyScorpion - February 24, 2010, 2:15 pm
Thank you, Mr Ron. Great poster!! Of course 5L. I owe any and all success to modern living through chemisty,... especially since I can now get those little blue pills from a Canadian Pharmacist at 1/2 price!!

SECRETS - GreyScorpion keeps them well hidden From the Family Album - 2008

TAGS: scorpion
Rating: 3.5/5

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rerun - January 11, 2010, 2:38 pm

remain calm, don't be crude, restraining myself....
GreyScorpion - January 11, 2010, 2:36 pm
red on the head like a ***k on a dog
rerun - January 11, 2010, 2:33 pm

figured you for a "red" on the color wheel.
GreyScorpion - January 11, 2010, 2:32 pm
Hey!! WTF? you ph**oshopped in a different hair and eye shadow!!! the one Mom has on the mantle has it green. 5L


TAGS: grey scorpion
Rating: 3.33/5

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Kung-Fu Devil - June 2, 2010, 12:02 pm
I've been telling you for months not to trust her, but noooooo...
thatonechick - June 2, 2010, 11:48 am
You said hangy downy things...
GreyScorpion - June 2, 2010, 11:41 am
yeah, that was nice...a PAIR of shoes. a PAIR? I got 6 freakin' legs!! what the hell am I going to do with a PAIR of shoes? wear them on the back for traction? And those bands go on my pinchers? why did you have them put on my hangy downy things?
thatonechick - June 2, 2010, 11:33 am
What? I bought you a new pair of shoes, and some rubber bands for those pincers.
GreyScorpion - June 2, 2010, 11:24 am
I'm still angry for not getting paid yet for that acting gig. That's the last time I let TOC negioiate my contract. I see she's sportin' a new pair of Hammers under that leather vest....5L

SCORPION - He knows he's in for a bad night when he spots Beetlejuice with a pint of cider.


TAGS: comic books venom daken scorpion wolverine
Rating: 2.17/5

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Zed - February 11, 2010, 1:26 am
For those who don't know, Daken, the Wolverine wannabe pictured there, is bi***ual, on top of being Wolverine's son.
ekiM - February 11, 2010, 12:43 am
at least you get it dude. i was also going to write it as HOMO SUPERIOR or just plain a** homo but again how many pepole would get it
Jericho - February 10, 2010, 1:10 pm
I Get It...What, Im The Only One?

"Go to sleep.. -